The vegan version of turducken made out of tofu - a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. The three layers of tofu constituting the tofurkeyducken contain artificial flavors (presumably carcinogenic) Shih simulate the tastes of turkey on the outside, chicken in the middle and duck on the inside. It’s delicio!
I used to eat tofurkey, but I wasn’t saving enough souls - every time I eat tofurkeyducken I know that I’m saving three souls at once. I happily pay triple.
by Ballastmrj December 3, 2017
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