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toetum

The art of stretching ones scrotum over the toe or toes.
No hangnails please.
When she painted her toenails he could not ressist to toetum her.
by Moanah October 21, 2005
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Tschinne, toktume tschinne

When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".
"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“
by gollomosh October 3, 2023
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scrotum totum

Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)
I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair
by Adam the definer ! June 12, 2015
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toethumb

Thumb(s) shaped like a toe, often with short fingernails caused by excessive biting. However it's not just the nails as the overall shape of the thumb resembles that of a toe.
Not only is Megan Fox a skank, she's even got toethumbs!
by Miro June 24, 2009
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Tetumptuous

Adjective
1. Something that is so delicious it resembles an orgasm in the mouth.

2. Qualifies for physical characteristics that are quote 'Orgasmic'
Jared: That Subway six inch sub is so amazingzing!
Customer: No...thats wrong...it's hands down Tetumptuous!
Jared: ooooooooooooohyeah.

Chick: So...did ya see that music video where Gerard Way was all...grabbing his jewels?
Otha Chick: You know it! It was so tetumptuous!
Chick: Ooooohyeaaah it was!
by Queen of the Scene July 28, 2007
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Toetuu

A person that is awesome in every way possible and cannot be killed cause he is too bad fucking arse CHEA!!!
Toetuu is just too cool
by john612 April 20, 2011
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Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered

Jelly Belly ToeCumdokered refers to when
a Obese woman gets gracefully fucked in her
jelly rolls.
The man takes his Penis ( male organ ) and sweetly
makes love the rolls while the womam sings the lyrics
to unwritten by natasha bedingfield.
Hey Francis ... i totally Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered
Juanita last night !
by Jason Evanier October 21, 2007
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