Toetuu

A person that is awesome in every way possible and cannot be killed cause he is too bad fucking arse CHEA!!!

Toetuu is just too cool

by john612 April 20, 2011

toethumb

Thumb(s) shaped like a toe, often with short fingernails caused by excessive biting. However it's not just the nails as the overall shape of the thumb resembles that of a toe.

Not only is Megan Fox a skank, she's even got toethumbs!

by Miro June 24, 2009

Togtuun

This person is a chad

Damn you are a togtuun

by dreamisnkttakenuwuw December 31, 2021

Togtuun

This person is a chad

You are a togtuun

by dreamisnkttakenuwuw December 31, 2021

toetum

The art of stretching ones scrotum over the toe or toes.
No hangnails please.

When she painted her toenails he could not ressist to toetum her.

by Moanah October 21, 2005

toetouch shtbomb

fanzine made by and named after an experimental musician

The new issue of Toetouch Shtbomb is vulgar and offensive.

by antichuckmoore October 14, 2011

Toeture

When you walk past an object such as a table or a doorframe, typically bare foot, and you stub one of your toes, most often the big or little one, as you pass. The large flash of pain followed by the urge to inflict the same pain on whatever you just injured yourself on, even if it's an inanimate object, is the feeling of, "toeture."

Fuck! My toe! Arghh! Thisis is fucking toeture! Come here you fucking table!...
*Sounds of table being violently smashed*

by MattTehDictionary July 25, 2016