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When you walk past an object such as a table or a doorframe, typically bare foot, and you stub one of your toes, most often the big or little one, as you pass. The large flash of pain followed by the urge to inflict the same pain on whatever you just injured yourself on, even if it's an inanimate object, is the feeling of, "toeture."
Fuck! My toe! Arghh! Thisis is fucking toeture! Come here you fucking table!...
*Sounds of table being violently smashed*
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by MattTehDictionary July 25, 2016
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