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Tetumptuous 

Adjective
1. Something that is so delicious it resembles an orgasm in the mouth.

2. Qualifies for physical characteristics that are quote 'Orgasmic'
Jared: That Subway six inch sub is so amazingzing!
Customer: No...thats wrong...it's hands down Tetumptuous!
Jared: ooooooooooooohyeah.

Chick: So...did ya see that music video where Gerard Way was all...grabbing his jewels?
Otha Chick: You know it! It was so tetumptuous!
Chick: Ooooohyeaaah it was!
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Tulumptuous 

The adjective given to a group of three friendly individuals in a non-academic high school class. The tulumptuous trio features two good friends and a third "casual" friend who is rarely associated with outside of the classroom.
The trio is ideal for laughing at the pointlessness of the class. There is also the little known "fourth man" who sits slightly in front of the tulumptuous trio and adds occasional funny comments at the discretion of the tulumptuous trio.
Good Friend #1: Yo man, this health class sucks. No one even uses female condoms.

Good Friend #2: Yeah. Glad we have a tulumptuous trio going on. Yo, would you bang the teacher?

"Friend" #3: Dude, I would not.

Fourth Man: (smiles)
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Temptuous 

1. To be tempting toward another.

2. An adjective used to charm a baby with back.
NanaAdjoa, you diva, you are the most temptuous, scrumptious little lady I have ever seen through my giant plastic glasses.
You are so fine.

ternumptuous 

A person who is overly fond of being a jerk or extremely sarcastic in any way that brings them joy
"Elliot thinks he is funny at times but he is just a ternumptuous bully who picks on people"
ternumptuous by TheRanger96 October 6, 2019

trumptuous 

adjective - hyperbolically expensive, rich, luxurious, or maga-nificent
Instead of repeating the word 'great' all the time, why don't you just say it's all about being trumptuous?
trumptuous by Cogaineum June 28, 2025
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