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toadmaster 

A big fat White man who says the N-word an excessive amount and still lives with his mother. He will spend his days masturbating and playing Xbox most likely battle royales and will be a sad fat man forever.
My mate is a real Toadmaster he's a real virgin
toadmaster by sphinx909 March 22, 2023
Better than Superman better than Spider-Man. It’s Tadman. Tadman is a very smart boy who can tell you anything you need to know. Talk about looks Tadman stuns crowds with his amazing appearance.
Tadman is so handsome and smart. I want to be his girlfriend.

Man, I wish I could be even half as cool as Tadman.

Tadman, oh yeah, he’s a stud.
tadman by Donkey is my husband December 17, 2017

toadanderson 

The most creative editor ever, everytime they post I know its gonna be an incredible edit. They're also one of the nicest people ever and such a sweet person. My favourite supportive mutual award goes to Georgie🙏🙏
"Toadanderson best dps editor ever confirmed?!?"
toadanderson by dpsvids May 29, 2022

Holly-Faith Todman 

Beautiful inside and out living all out for god an amazing friend that cares for you.
Holly-Faith Todman lives all out for god...lets do the same!
Wow that was so holly-faith todman
You are such a holly-faith todman friend

Toad man 

When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad
There is a toad man over there g
Toad man by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020

toadmonster 

The most indescribably hideous human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.
WOW. Lil Wayne is such a toadmonster.
toadmonster by HPfans July 14, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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