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I find this difficult to finger myself to
When a female watches an online video or reads an online thread and is not impressed, such a comment is usually left.
I find this difficult to finger myself to by tory borty December 24, 2012
to finger
to finger by urban_dictionnary_creator April 4, 2021
hold a finger to
1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.
2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"
Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"
2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"
Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"
Bill- "I still don't believe you!"
Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"
2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"
Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"
Bill- "I still don't believe you!"
Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
hold a finger to by The mighty mighty basstones May 5, 2010
talk to the finger
A suggestion you make to someone who has insulted you or someone you’re with as you calmly raise your middle finger about a foot in front of their face.
talk to the finger by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
five fingers to the face
Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.
Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.
five fingers to the face by scottkaeding July 8, 2006
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the fingers to nose bridge technique
when a person is in a situation that has gone wrong .
generally do to stupied people doing dumb things.
generally do to stupied people doing dumb things.
the fingers to nose bridge technique by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 25, 2019
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