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rummaging by alexhahkak March 29, 2021

Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick
"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?

Rummaging Rudder 

When one shits too hard, it causes their whole ass to move
Q: BRUH, that Wendy’s 4 for $4 made me destroy your toilet

L: BRUH, you just had a Rummaging Rudder

Cell phone rummaging

When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.

Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.

Rampaging Shit Unicorns 

Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo
John Was hospitalized For Stomach Pains As 4 rampaging Shit Unicorns Fought for Survival.

Red rumming 

Red rumming is the action of inserting you pinky finger into the anus and moving it in the directions that tony from the shinning did whilst repeating "Red Rum, Red,rum"
"Hey zack I hear you did freaky stuff with lana. "

"Yea bro, it was crazzzyyyy she red rumed me so hard I cam out my nose"

Red rumming you put the linky in da stinky and u have some funn