tjald 

Danish slang term for cannabis for joints. The term was invented by danish rock band Gasolin' in the seventies, because they needed a secret word for cannabis that they could say out loud without being understood by stangers. They were inspired by a faroese ship named Tjaldur, that was docked in Copenhagen at the time. (Tjaldur is the faroese word for an oystercatcher, the national faroese bird.)

Today 'tjald' is a very common name for cannabis in Denmark, closely connected to hippie and smoker-cultures. It is also quite handy to have in mind as a foreginer, when visiting Denmark.

- Dude, wanna smoke some tjald?
- Sure, let's do it.

tjald by AnnaLuminara March 10, 2010

Taldykorgan 

Taldykorgan, also known as Taldy-Kurgan or Taldyk, second largest city in the state of Almaty, Kazakhstan. The city of Taldykorgan is mainly famous for nothing, except for hot and brave guys form it. The population of the city itself is about 130.000 people. The population of metropolitan area, which includes small villages like "Otenai" among youth known as "Kotenai" and the other village "Yerkin", is 150.000+/-50 people. It has uncertainty of +/"-"50 people, because of constant wars between Otenai - West Side and Yerkin - halfly East Side. As a result of inconsistent behavior and appearance, resident of Otenai and Yerkin are not considered as Taldykorganian.

-Have you heard of that guy, who kicked ass of a whole soccer team?

-Yeah, obviously he is from Taldykorgan.

Taldykorgan by olzhik_chicago March 6, 2011

Tjall 

Norwegian slang for haschish. A narcotic drug that is made from rolling the leaves of the Cannabis Sativa or Indica plants together and collecting the oil, then drying it in order to smoke the dried oil.

More intense than Marijuana.

Also known as "Rev", "Bønne", "Brunt" etc etc

"Har du noe tjall på deg?"
(Got any "tjall"?)
"Bare ei lita flis."
(Just a tiny little bit.)

Tjall by Pelle Fucktard September 9, 2009

tjard 

It's not a big deal for a person called 'Tjard' to show his emotions. He's very sensitive most of the time. But don't think this is a weakness! The worst thing you can do is arguing with him. Although he is a very intelligent person, there will be many (and believe me, really many) irrational arguments. So be careful!

Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.

After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!

PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.

His name is Tjard. Tjard is a nice person.

tjard by Dr. Meinhart Erschwanz January 5, 2017

talduk 

1. a phrase, used to convey the meaning of ultimate love towards another.

2. a word to completley replace the phrase 'i love you'.
ei. if your around someone that shouldnt be hearing you say 'i love you'

3. a phrase often mistaken to mean 'i love you' in finnish.

4. sometimes used as a word to randomly type as a text message to find your lost phone.

*on the phone*

daniel- well i gotta go.

dani- ok well my mom is right here.

daniel- i love you a lot.

dani- talduk

daniel- bye

talduk by danielowns January 2, 2009

talding 

When someone happens to be both tall and balding, In some instances the talding person may also play dead by daylight

That poor man is talding, get him a wig.

talding by Definatelynotmudkip September 17, 2019

Tjalfe 

The god of all puny humans. when ever he wants he can destroy and create, he can do whatever, but he is a good friend to have so be happy for a Tjalfe or he might kill you ;)

I fear Tjalfe, but at the same time, hes so cool

Tjalfe by imnotgay112 February 12, 2020