The ultimate res runner. His motto is the blacker and thicker the better. He
will clear any bowl at any time. You
will know he’
s around just from smelling him. The aroma is one of a kind that you can never find anywhere else. People laugh at his jokes for years because he’s a comedian. Tjaden is the butteriness grease ball and
will always slip his slimy fingers into sweaty pune tang. Tjaden is a great guy with even greater Mary Jane rolling abilities. He can get people
high just by looking at them. But the best part about Tjaden, is that he looks like a chink, but isn’t a chink! He is full blown American and has no swamp
rat in him!
Zoey glimm: where is Tjaden!?
Ozzy: I smell him burning grass behind the house! I might go join him!
Dylan: Ozzy come back here before you cheech all the danks!
Tjaden: I got a huge resin ball from resing out every piece of glass I can get my stinky ball sweat hands on. Maybe later I
will go to KFC and get their famous bowl after I smoke one. Kassidy Lee always❤️
Brad: why you guys laughing so hard?
Everybody on
earth: something Tjaden said 3 weeks ago!