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A male or female, with a little brother named Tjalfe.
If someone has a little brother named Tjalfe, you are obligated to address the person as Tjalfe
oh, hi Tjalfe, i met your little brother Tjalfe today.
Tjalfe by Tjalfebjørn August 31, 2023
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Tjalfe • Tjale • tjalle • Tjalve • Tjalver
Noobs from Oslo in Norway. They practice running every day, but usually only for around 20 minutes. Normally a tjalver is also a truffer (see UD). All Tjalvers eat a lot of food after training, and as a result of this, they usually become a little bit chubby by time, but still they are lovely and sweet. They tend to increase their weight dramatically during weekends and holidays. They also think they are cool and that they run fast, but sadly the fact is right the opposite.

At friday nights they sometimes gather to eat lasagne and enjoy theirselves. Between tjalver's there is usually also a lot of romance, and kids can be made.
Ex. 1
- Hi man, when will you be finished training?
- Oh you know, it won't be long, maybe 20 mins.

- Haha, I knew you were a fucking tjalver.

Ex. 2
- What will you be doing friday night?
- Don't know, but sadly I don't think I can go out with you guys.

- Wtf? You mean you are a tjalver?
Tjalver by birger123 March 2, 2012
An emotional boy who loves weed and never loses feelings for a girls they can be very stubborn sometimes but hey give away great advice
Is that tjalle
Yea he is so cute
tjalle by Meggychops May 31, 2020
Tjale is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is absolutely smart and you just have to fall for her. She is kind and outgoing but also very self-determined. You will never forget her.
Tjale is the most intelligent, ambitious and beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life!
Tjale by mothta November 20, 2021
Tjalve is an amazing and handsome guy, he also has a big! Penis
Tjalve is an amazing and handsome guy, he also has a big! Penis and an lot! Of money
Tjalve by naigas November 22, 2021
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