The god of all puny humans. when ever he wants he can destroy and create, he can do whatever, but he is a good friend to have so be happy for a Tjalfe or he might kill you ;)
Noobs from Oslo in Norway. They practice running every day, but usually only for around 20 minutes. Normally a tjalver is also a truffer (see UD). All Tjalvers eat a lot of food after training, and as a result of this, they usually become a little bit chubby by time, but still they are lovely and sweet. They tend to increase their weight dramatically during weekends and holidays. They also think they are cool and that they run fast, but sadly the fact is right the opposite.
At friday nights they sometimes gather to eat lasagne and enjoy theirselves. Between tjalver's there is usually also a lot of romance, and kids can be made.
Ex. 1
- Hi man, when will you be finished training?
- Oh you know, it won't be long, maybe20 mins.
Tjale is the most beautiful girl you will evermeet. She is absolutely smart and you just have to fall for her. She is kind and outgoing but also very self-determined. You will never forget her.
Tjale is the most intelligent, ambitious and beautiful girl you will evermeet in your life!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.