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Tjall

Norwegian slang for haschish. A narcotic drug that is made from rolling the leaves of the Cannabis Sativa or Indica plants together and collecting the oil, then drying it in order to smoke the dried oil.

More intense than Marijuana.

Also known as "Rev", "Bønne", "Brunt" etc etc
"Har du noe tjall på deg?"
(Got any "tjall"?)
"Bare ei lita flis."
(Just a tiny little bit.)
by Pelle Fucktard September 9, 2009
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tjall

Norwegian street name for a narcotic drug that is smoked trough regular tobacco or with water pipe, also known as "hasj" or "Mariuhana" etc
Do you have some tjall to sell?
Yeah sure, you got money?
yeah ofc follow me...
by Berlewood June 15, 2007
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Tjall

90's Norwegian slang for marijuana and or hash
Torgeir, we're gonna need a bigger car than my ford scorpio to fit all this tjall
by Mr. Reggae Ambassador July 26, 2018
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The Tyrant of Tallahassee

The Tyrant of Tallahassee — Another name for Pudding Fingers; The Great Right Nope; Ron DeSantis.
Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023
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Tall order

A request that is often difficult to meet and/or fulfill.
When asked by Betsy for credit on yet another purchase, David replied "Bitch, you done owe me fifty bucks and another blow job. What you're asking fo sho is a tall order".
by Nikki Stixx September 20, 2019
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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Rogans Tall

A unit of measure to explain the height of men.

Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”

Guy 1: “Exactly....”
by Nothanksnicegirl August 12, 2019
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