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titty bank 

the storage location, consisting of two female breasts and a bra, which is often used to store cash, credit and identification cards, cellular telephones, condoms, and illegal drugs
Let's see what you've got in that titty bank, bitch.
titty bank by Teflon JC aka Jimmy September 3, 2009
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tittybanger

a man who is obsessed with, or just generally enjoys banging titties, particularly those tities that are large and succulent. a man of high tittybanger status will bang any titty that is b-cup or larger.
eric is an avid tittybanger, and enjoys the act more than anything on god's green earth.

the tittybanger cares about nothing besides fucking titties.
tittybanger by tom tittybanger July 25, 2008
To have sexual intercourse by pushing the mans cock between a pair of breasts
- fucking someones tits
- dude she just gave me a tittywank
Tittywank by Rashmealeonhert December 10, 2003
when a penile is masturbated between two titties in an act of simulating intercourse, hence the "-bang."
"I'd tittybang her until her implants burst."
To insert the penis between the breasts of a women. The women they can then add pleasure by using her hands to press/rub against her breasts (starting slow, and then adding speed) to release sperm from the man's penis. This is one of the best types of pleasure a man can receive.
That boy tittybanged me last night and it felt awesome!
Tittybang by MrRunedog54 June 30, 2010

tittybangbang

TittyBangBang is an extremely awful, non-funny British sitcom.

Everyone i know hates it, but critics seem to love it.
Kyle: Man TittyBangBang really blows.
Sam: Haha you said Titty!! I'm telling your mum!
Kyle: ...
Kyle: Fucking kill yourself.
tittybangbang by kyle frith November 23, 2006

Tittybangbang

Proof that the BBC couldn't give a toss about its audience. They refused to make any more series of decent shows like Red Dwarf and yet churn out dreck like this. Basically each show consists of the same characters telling the same jokes. Shows like this can work if the characters have depth to them and there's something to laugh at other than just mind-numbing catchphrases (Little Britain, for example, the funniest sketch show in many years). But here we have one-dimensional characters you couldn't care less about, swearing and obscenities as an alternative to humour and sketches like Salty Tales, the Rasta fans and the movie stars which don't seem to have any kind of point to them at all. The real shame is that, with two female leads who can do a wide range of characters and a star-studded supporting cast, this could have been great. Unfortunately someone forgot that comedy sketch shows are actually supposed to be funny.
Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you, the licence-payer, we can show shit like Tittybangbang and don't even bother if nobody watches it because we'll still have got your money.
Tittybangbang by Stormsworder June 22, 2009
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