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Titestry 

The minestry which governs tits.
Have you not been to the Titestry of late?
Yes, I was there last night!
Titestry by Titacular February 26, 2011

Trophy Shelf Tities 

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.
Titsesh, n.

A titsesh is a recreational activity in which people without tits have a "sesh," or a social gathering, with people who are contrastingly endowed with tits.
"Hey, Jeff, are you planning on hanging out with just us guys this Friday?"

"Na, man - I'm gonna go out for a titsesh."
Titsesh by chlojk March 10, 2018

no titles 

A partner that you are sexually active with but is not considered your boyfriend / girlfriend. This role allows you to freely talk to other potential candidates, while this individual satisfies your immediate needs. This zone is usually kept a secrete. Sidenigga piece of meast

Definition 2. You want no ties, no relevance with an individual.
Matt Barnes manifested his desire for Rihanna, but she advised she doesn't want no titles.

I think your a cool person and we have fun together at night but I don't want no titles.
no titles by Boojie Brown October 20, 2015

Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.
You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?
Etch-a-Tities by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010
When you get so excited about titties you spell it wrong when you type it out.
Girl you got big ole tittes.
tittes by rivals December 15, 2008
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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