Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.

-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"

Kitchen Tiles by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

Related Words

tilses • Tiles • titses • Tilteso • Tildesley [slutface] • Tilese • tilesh • Tilesha • tilsey • Tilsvs

Out on the tiles

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...

I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..

Out on the tiles by SmilingIrishMike January 14, 2009

on the tiles

to enjoy yourself at night by going out to nightclubs, parties or bars

I was out on the tiles last night.

on the tiles by MandM82 July 18, 2014

floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.

Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.

floor tiles by T r u t h. November 24, 2017

Titsesh

Titsesh, n.

A titsesh is a recreational activity in which people without tits have a "sesh," or a social gathering, with people who are contrastingly endowed with tits.

"Hey, Jeff, are you planning on hanging out with just us guys this Friday?"

"Na, man - I'm gonna go out for a titsesh."

Titsesh by chlojk March 10, 2018

titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.

{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!

titty tisses by Telephony October 3, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026