titons

Large HUGE even boobs...as in tits, but bigger...and weigh a ton

Good heavens, look at those titons!

by Craig Campbell May 10, 2006

Titonics

A really nice big pair of boobs.

"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special

by Jazana February 11, 2009

Titone

"A flatulent, bedwetting drunkard who parties like it's 1999 no matter what year it is"

"She decided not to take him home last night because he thought he was a Titone."
"My relationship with Jonny was going well until I realized he was a total Titone."

by Whitie Bulger December 8, 2012

Titone

An person who is addicted to sucking on cow tits to satisfy their sexual needs

People want Joe to show up to the party because he is a titone

by jeffersonson February 22, 2018

Titonic Effect

The effect of which a woman's breast make her seem more attractive

"Man she's so hot"

"Steve, it's just the titonic effect, she's not even that attractive"

by HealthyHole65 June 23, 2016