Tillywink 

The tiny hair that erupts from the urethral tract, often curving upwards that creates a tingling sensation with the vaginal opening because of its wirey nature.

Also reffered to as 'the sausage poker' 'the electric eel' or, in some northeastern towns, 'the midget tickler'

Born with such an unfotunate hair folicle, many men prefer to have the tillywink waxed, though it is often prone to grow back.

Yo swallows, how did you like chris e.'s tillywink all up in your grill?

Ooh, that was a tingly sensation like no other. I'm all over him all the time now. oooooooh yeah.

Tillywink by Christopherelam October 24, 2009

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

Lardass Tiddlywink by Egoiste April 30, 2010

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

tittywinkler

someone who leads you on with fliteration in order to get with your best friend

"I took Sarah on a date but turns out she only pretended to like me so she could hang with my bff David, what a tittywinkler!"

tittywinkler by Roberantha November 16, 2015

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

Rasberry Tiddlywinks by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

tillywacker 

Slang term for a penis. Used in South West Nova Scotia.

"That man has a 10 inch tillywacker!"

tillywacker by AZ May 13, 2005

titlywink

getting a peek at some nice titties

Yo. Let me get a titlywink biotch.

titlywink by iggicool June 5, 2005