titantard

The man of misses

Man 1: have you heard of titantard
Man 2: who’s that
Man 1: he’s the man of misses

by Instinctl March 7, 2021

titantron

The massive screen at wrestling venues that show the wrestler's entrance videos while their entrance song is being played.

"Dude check out that snake on the Titantron during Stone Cold's entrance.

by kp22269 October 6, 2008

Tantard

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

Titanoturd

Titanoturd is a turd that is so long, when it gets flushed down the toilet, it breaks in half just like the Titanic.

Wow bro! I just pooped out a Titanoturd and feel so much better now!

by Frobert93 November 12, 2013

tittard

slow dummy

Look at Eugene, he's being a tittard.

Wow, he's being a tittard today.

by Prince Zorro March 30, 2017

titanlrd

TitanLRD is Bulgarian Streamer and Youtuber who loves the colour purple and tuna pizza.
He also loves swearing randomly.

Guy: Hey TitanLRD. How are you?
TitanLRD: I am fucking good.

Guy named "Good": PLEASE NOT AGAIN

by PripyatMan3000 September 13, 2020

Titanarum

The penis of a man with extremely poor hygiene. It is named after the titan arum flower, also known as the corpse flower, whose proper species name (Amorphophallus titanum) roughly translates from Latin as "giant, misshapen penis) and whose odor resembles the smell of a rotting animal.

Synonyms include smelly dick, stinky cock, putrid phallus, and Nickelback.

So how was your date with that guy you're seeing? Did you finally bang?

Oh god no. As soon as he pulled off his pants I could smell his titanarum. I puked in my mouth a little.

by R@D December 6, 2016