To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst
cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be
one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as
skill.
"
Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we
just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty
just then?? You are so tiptarded..."