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an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.
Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.
teatarded by whispurr February 11, 2010
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Tatarded 

1.)Someone or something that supercedes the customary definition of being stupid.
2.)Super Duper stupid
3.)Stupid to the hundredth power
1.)That girl is so retarded, she's tatarded!

2.)Oh My God, Jack was just standing there and just fell over, like gravity tripped him up or something. Man, that dude's tatarded!
Tatarded by A.Enraged April 29, 2008

tiktarded 

someone who uses tik tok because if u use tik tok u are a retared
I heard Mara is tiktarded
tiktarded by bigppman2 December 1, 2020

Tiretarded 

A slow, or even impaired mental state caused by being overly tired.
Jess, wasn't that your exit?

Oh no, i'm tiretarded.
Tiretarded by Stin42 October 31, 2007

tweatarded

the stupid things tweaked out people do
Your head lamp looks tweatarded, eat a sandwich and take a nap
tweatarded by Grpit74 February 3, 2017

Tiptarded 

To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.
"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."
Tiptarded by dissident19 July 9, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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