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Titantric 

A type of sex that is so forcefully "hot 'n' heavy" that its vigorous oscillations can sink a huge ocean liner.
Supposedly just the act of Jack's and Rose's passionate kissing was all that it took to sink the infamous White Star liner (in the 1997 film, the ship's lookouts were distracted by watching the lovebirds making out, and thus they did not observe the iceberg in time to avoid a collision), but maybe the vessel's already-heat-weakened-by-the-coal-bunker-fire hull had been further fatigued by the lovers' previous Titantric lovemaking, and so perhaps the great ship would have gone down sooner or later in any case.
Titantric by QuacksO October 3, 2019
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titanic face

the face you make while having sex with one hand against a window.
titanic face- “everyone has a ‘titanic for the first time’ face.” -Harry Styles
titanic face by ainhahssy August 15, 2021

Titanicization 

The tendency to compare any disaster, particularly one that is spectacular or involving transportation, to the sinking of the Titanic despite the two disasters being plainly incomparable.
When the Costa Concordia capsized many news outlets were quick to engage in titanicization of the event.
Titanicization by WT E100 October 1, 2020
Big ship
Big ship set sail
Young man meet young woman
Young man and woman fall in love
Young man paint nude of woman
Big ship hit large ice cube
Big ship sinks
Young man sinks
Young woman is rescued
Roll credits
I understand you like Titanic Barbara, but seriously, this is the FOURTEENTH time we've watched this damn movie
Titanic by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Land Titanic 

Amy: "The Land Titanic!" Hermes:"That was one really big bus!"
Land Titanic by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011

titanic for the first time 

harry styles once tweeted: “everyone has a titanic for the first time face” after the tour bus pictures were leaked. in conclusion, larry is real<3

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.
You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!