R@D's definitions

Alzheimers

Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"

A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me

B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives

C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably

B: a free trial of being a senior

A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers

by R@D October 27, 2020

Yugo-Oh!

A Yu-Gi-Oh!-inspired card game with a Yugoslav Wars theme. Same premise, but instead of spiky-haired lil' fuckboys dueling monsters it is played by hulking Slavs and instead of using cards to summon monsters they beat the shit out of each other with lead pipes and rebar like real men.

Hey Vladimir, you want to play Yugo-Oh!?
No fuck off Dimitri, you have arm like bear and knock out two my teeth cyka blyat.

by R@D June 14, 2019

THC

Tentucky Hried Chicken

Hey man you wanna hit some THC?
Hell yeah nothing else can make me feel happy anymore.

by R@D December 11, 2018

Hobo Dab

An advanced bong maneuver used by potheads too poor to afford dabs, or without a hookup for dabs. You pack a bowl in the best bong you can find, exhale and empty your lungs completely, and then light it and start ripping that shit until your herb burns out AND the chamber is completely cleared. Keep pulling it for 1 more second to draw in some air, then hold your breath for a moment, and exhale slowly through your nose.

Example 1:
1: Damn fam ever since I moved back home for the summer all I've got is my old weed hookup from high school.
2: Fuck it wanna do Hobo Dabs?
1: Yeah.
2. Cool.
1: Ok.

Example 2:
1: Holy shit fam I'm broken. I am falling off of the thread of time man.
2: Kids do not try a Hobo Dab at home. Or ever.
1: Is Popeyes still open?
2: I don't know.
1: Ok.
2: Sorry.
1: Ok.

by R@D January 28, 2018

Kiss of Judas

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.

Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.

by R@D December 17, 2016

Silent Majority

A mass of idiots who pride themselves on being silent and making up a significant portion of the population (never actually more than 50%, or anywhere close). In reality, they are brain-dead cretins afraid of opening their mouths because they know any informed individual can prove them wrong; rather than being open-minded and engaging in debate, they hide from any debating what-so-ever as a way of preserving their stupidity and ignorance. Thus they are "silent" because you won't hear them participating in intellectual discourse but, come election day (or any other major vote), you will see these jackasses show up to cast votes.

The Silent Majority Stands with Trump.

by R@D December 11, 2016

Titanarum

The penis of a man with extremely poor hygiene. It is named after the titan arum flower, also known as the corpse flower, whose proper species name (Amorphophallus titanum) roughly translates from Latin as "giant, misshapen penis) and whose odor resembles the smell of a rotting animal.

Synonyms include smelly dick, stinky cock, putrid phallus, and Nickelback.

So how was your date with that guy you're seeing? Did you finally bang?

Oh god no. As soon as he pulled off his pants I could smell his titanarum. I puked in my mouth a little.

by R@D December 6, 2016