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A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)
"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."
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a person who is incapable of getting a tan. they tan, burn, peel, repeat.
i can never get tan!", "that's because you are a tantard mary
tantard by kfell May 30, 2011
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a tantard is a 'special' girl who is retarded and extremley clumsey. tends to drop things, forgets simple things such as a pair of gloves, but is also a very lovable creature and tends to make people laugh with her tantardedness.
tantard:
1)simple retarded things such as forgetting her gloves on a freezing cold day and has to waste presious time going home for them

2)clumseyness, often tends to drop hot chocolate either over herself or all over a train station floor.
tantard by spaztard January 11, 2008
Pershing Square Tontine Holdings Ltd (PSTH) is a Shell Company that is scheduled to mate with an ICONIC UNICORN company. The leader of the Tontards is Wall Street legend Bill Ackman.

The loyal followers of this movement and investment vehicle are known as "Tontards".
The Tontards are over the moon with this iconic investment.
tontard by TranDong May 12, 2021
One of unlikable action or people
Bro ashton is such a Tastard
Tastard by K4 Rhino January 3, 2021
iTab is such a tabtard.
tabtard by itsnun March 22, 2021
A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.
"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"
Tactard by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017