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abbr. (Tedious Intellectual Show-Off)

BRIT. informal derogatory
1. A person who demonstrates open-mindedness yet demonizes those they disagree with, often highlighting a high level of intolerance and lack of imagination themselves

2. Somebody whose outlook on life is easily influenced by the views held by celebrities of popular culture, of which the zeitgeist perceive as intellectually superior

3. A person with an over reliance on one source of media to base arguments against another source of media
1. "He thinks just because he reads The Guardian, he's so much more enlightened than those that don't. But reality, he has no idea of how the real world works - fucking TISO!"
TISO by Orbiter Lover November 27, 2013
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You are tiso, you make me laugh.
Tiso by Corey July 11, 2004
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TISON • Tiso • #TISO • Tisofthee • tisokay • Tisoms • tisoned • Tisorny • tisowned • tisoy
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
Tagalog; short for 'mestiso' it is the slang term for a male of mixed race, part of which is Filipino. Also, tisay (female)
When talking with her Filipina friends and cousins, Maria describes her fiance as tisoy since his mother is American and his father is Filipino.
tisoy by jbas November 15, 2007
The United States. Comes from the song "My country tisofthee..." Inhabitants are called "Tisoftheeans." Originally coined by Terry Pratchett.
They were playing football, or as it's known in Tisofthee, soccer.
Tisofthee by DKaye February 11, 2008
Amazing person with great sense of humour and is always under the spotlight of an event. Great future awaits if you are a Tison. Smart and intelligent in doing all sorts of things including studying and doing chores. Best guy name on earth totally name your kid that in future. You will be in for a treat. Good guy to recommend for a date and very sweet to take care of animals and kids:) Overall, Tison’s are great to be a friend of.
Tison is awesome and loyal to me.
Tison by Bryan Langoaisi July 26, 2020
A stick that is fuckin hot and they stick it up anybodies ass
Jovan Iam going to stick a TISON up your ass
TISON by N******* June 2, 2003
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