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Amazing person with great sense of humour and is always under the spotlight of an event. Great future awaits if you are a Tison. Smart and intelligent in doing all sorts of things including studying and doing chores. Best guy name on earth totally name your kid that in future. You will be in for a treat. Good guy to recommend for a date and very sweet to take care of animals and kids:) Overall, Tison’s are great to be a friend of.
Tison is awesome and loyal to me.
Tison by Bryan Langoaisi July 26, 2020
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A stick that is fuckin hot and they stick it up anybodies ass
Jovan Iam going to stick a TISON up your ass
TISON by N******* June 2, 2003
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TISON • tisoned • timon • tigon • Tionna • Tion • Tiona • ticonderoga • Tioné • Tionne
Hey that’s pretty tison of you chill out
Tison by Colddiver September 10, 2021
The guy I thought loved me. Tison u rly broke me. I hope he knows how much he hurt me. Tison u rly hurt me. I loved u so much! Everything happens for a reason. But what was the reason
I hope he knows how much he hurt me. Tison u rly hurt me. I loved u so much! But ig everything happens for a reason.
Tison by Im_big_irl!🤍 March 2, 2025

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've 

The way smart people say whom.
Person 1: I do not know whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've I will give my business to when I pass away.
Person 2: What the fuck?

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1. A female name normally associated with a vibrant, happy go lucky, full of energy, kindred spirit.

This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.

Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.

Tionni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..

With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
She is such a great person and so beautiful inside and out. She must be a Tionni.
Tionni by Sade467 August 12, 2011
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