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TISO

abbr. (Tedious Intellectual Show-Off)

BRIT. informal derogatory
1. A person who demonstrates open-mindedness yet demonizes those they disagree with, often highlighting a high level of intolerance and lack of imagination themselves

2. Somebody whose outlook on life is easily influenced by the views held by celebrities of popular culture, of which the zeitgeist perceive as intellectually superior

3. A person with an over reliance on one source of media to base arguments against another source of media
1. "He thinks just because he reads The Guardian, he's so much more enlightened than those that don't. But reality, he has no idea of how the real world works - fucking TISO!"
by Orbiter Lover November 27, 2013
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Tiso

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Tison

Amazing person with great sense of humour and is always under the spotlight of an event. Great future awaits if you are a Tison. Smart and intelligent in doing all sorts of things including studying and doing chores. Best guy name on earth totally name your kid that in future. You will be in for a treat. Good guy to recommend for a date and very sweet to take care of animals and kids:) Overall, Tison’s are great to be a friend of.
Tison is awesome and loyal to me.
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A stick that is fuckin hot and they stick it up anybodies ass
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