tindonitis

soreness in the thumb from too much swiping

I was swiping too hard on tinder last night, I think I have tindonitis in my thumb.

by __spenckelly__ July 13, 2016

Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .

My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.

by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

tinderitis

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.

Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.

by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013

Niggas Tendinitis

Its a reoccurring pain in your dick that can only be cured by pussy that isnt your girlfriends

I shouldn't fuck my ex but I have a bad case of Niggas Tendinitis.

by Nelson Snow October 1, 2016

tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

tendonitisophobia

a phobia of wrists.

person 1: hey, like my wrist tattoo?
person 2: ew dont! i have tendonitisophobia!

by poppieeeee July 5, 2009