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Time Hoe 

(1) Is a guy a woman puts into the "friendship zone" in order to do "couple" type activities (i.e., movies, dinner, etc..) with even though she has no intentions of ever dating him or sleeping with him.

(2) Is a guy who hopes to "friendship" his way into some pussy with a girl that doesn't really like him more than just friends.
Joe: "Hey Man, I'm going out with Julie again this weekend, I really hope it leads to something more, I really like her."

Jeff: "Joe...stop wasting your time with her. Its been a year already and you haven't even kissed her yet! You're just her little 'Time Hoe'! You are her take me to the movies 'Hoe'; come kill this mouse 'Hoe'; help me with my bags 'Hoe'; let me cry on your shoulder about all the other guys I'm fucking 'Hoe'! You're just her Time Hoe, Buddy Boy! She using up your time to make other guys jealous... Get rid of her!"
Time Hoe by Centaur December 25, 2012
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All Time Hoe

A girl who is utterly obsessed with the band All Time Low.

This girl knows all their songs, all the background information about the band, and could possibly have a picture of the band as her phone background/have one of their songs as her ringtone.
Jennie: OMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW!! I WANT THEM SO BADLY!
Dylan: Wow Jennie, you are such an All Time Hoe
All Time Hoe by DS15 August 15, 2009

Part time hoe 

Not a full hoe just a hoe on occasions like holidays and Valentine's Day or when she needs something
"Caroline is a part time hoe she only works on weekends to do her nails and pay her rent"

part time hoe 

A girl who is a lowkey hoe. She's really sweet but when it's time, she'll know. You'll love to get yourself a part time hoe.
"Hey did you hear that John got a part time hoe?"
"COOL I want one."

hoe time 

hoe time is at 3:04 am/pm when you flip your device upside down, so it spells out the word "hoe"
Friend 1: Hey man what time is it?
Friend 2: 3:04 pm
Friend 1: HOE TIME!!!
hoe time by bloody-hell August 16, 2016

HOE time 

It is the time 3:04 upside down that spells the word “hoe”.
Yo! Look what time it is...it’s HOE time!
HOE time by smatty21 March 30, 2019

Hoe Time 

Similar to drug dealer time. Ten minutes turns into two hours. Called Hoe Time due to the fact that many females take hours and hours to get ready and make everyone late.
Chad: I’ll be there in an hour

*Three hours later*
Dirty Dan: Chad wtf you should have been here hours ago I’m finna leave you’re on hoe time
Hoe Time by machonachtroll October 30, 2021
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