5 definitions by machonachtroll

Hoe Time

Similar to drug dealer time. Ten minutes turns into two hours. Called Hoe Time due to the fact that many females take hours and hours to get ready and make everyone late.

Chad: I’ll be there in an hour

*Three hours later*
Dirty Dan: Chad wtf you should have been here hours ago I’m finna leave you’re on hoe time

by machonachtroll October 30, 2021

barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.

Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

by machonachtroll January 8, 2018

green neck

Someone who wears fake chains. Gets its name because the wearers neck will turn green when the fake metals correspond with moisture such as sweat.

Dude: Aye bruh you seen Gabriel's fake ass chain?!
Dude 2: Yeah he's a green neck fo sho!

by machonachtroll May 3, 2018

medium waffle

Gay sex

Boy:Savagerealm wanna have medium waffles tonight
Savagerealm: Deadass!

by machonachtroll December 19, 2017

ribbo

Slang for ejaculation on a females stomach or rib area

Girl: eww my stomach is sticky
Guy: RIBBO

by machonachtroll March 10, 2018