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Definitions by machonachtroll

Hoe Time 

Similar to drug dealer time. Ten minutes turns into two hours. Called Hoe Time due to the fact that many females take hours and hours to get ready and make everyone late.
Chad: I’ll be there in an hour

*Three hours later*
Dirty Dan: Chad wtf you should have been here hours ago I’m finna leave you’re on hoe time
Hoe Time by machonachtroll October 30, 2021

green neck 

Someone who wears fake chains. Gets its name because the wearers neck will turn green when the fake metals correspond with moisture such as sweat.
Dude: Aye bruh you seen Gabriel's fake ass chain?!
Dude 2: Yeah he's a green neck fo sho!
green neck by machonachtroll June 1, 2018
Slang for ejaculation on a females stomach or rib area
Girl: eww my stomach is sticky
Guy: RIBBO
ribbo by machonachtroll May 10, 2018

barbershop specials 

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!

medium waffle 

Gay sex
Boy:Savagerealm wanna have medium waffles tonight
Savagerealm: Deadass!
medium waffle by machonachtroll December 19, 2017