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Online acronym for "There, I fixed that for you," a phrase used threaded discussions when one poster fixes or updates the writings of another poster.
Person 1: "NEWSFLASH: You can't just go around breaking laws you don't like and pretending that everything is okay and you're in the right."

Person 2: "NEWSFLASH:
You are MORALLY OBLIGATED go around breaking laws that are UNJUST and then everything is okay and you're in the right. tiftfu"
tiftfu by TheMatson March 30, 2010
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titfuck blowjob 

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004

titfuck till cum 

When girl's knockers arouse you so much that you burst between them instead of her natural socket
*after undressing*
-how do you like them?

-Ooh fuck. These are awesome. I want to titfuck till cum
titfuck till cum by re jw July 4, 2022
Act of sex where the male places his penis in between the two breasts of his partner, and well, you know the rest.
Jenny's titties were so big I couldn't wait to titfuck her.
titfuck by Jimbo Shckamoni November 9, 2002

double titfuck 

The act of two girls pressing their racks together around a single penis and proceeding to rub it up and down with their breasts; works best if the girls are somewhat busty
Denise and Wendy gave me a double titfuck last night!

double tittyfuck double titjob double boobjob double boobfuck double boobiefuck double hooterhump
double titfuck by bustygirl September 4, 2011
Where the male partner places his penis between the female partner's breasts. The male squeezes the breasts together as he thrusts his penis back and forth. This act can be pleasurable for both partners but usually more pleasurable for the male as he sometimes ejaculates over the female often described as a (pearl necklace).
"We had a great time last night! I titfucked her for the first time!"
titfuck by vickie-sixx June 11, 2006

Surprise Titfuck 

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.
Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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