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Online acronym for "There, I fixed that for you," a phrase used threaded discussions when one poster fixes or updates the writings of another poster.

Person 1: "NEWSFLASH: You can't just go around breaking laws you don't like and pretending that everything is okay and you're in the right."

Person 2: "NEWSFLASH:
You are MORALLY OBLIGATED go around breaking laws that are UNJUST and then everything is okay and you're in the right. tiftfu"

tiftfu by TheMatson March 30, 2010

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titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.

Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!

titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004

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titfuck till cum

When girl's knockers arouse you so much that you burst between them instead of her natural socket

*after undressing*
-how do you like them?

-Ooh fuck. These are awesome. I want to titfuck till cum

titfuck till cum by re jw July 4, 2022

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titfuck

Act of sex where the male places his penis in between the two breasts of his partner, and well, you know the rest.

Jenny's titties were so big I couldn't wait to titfuck her.

titfuck by Jimbo Shckamoni November 9, 2002

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double titfuck

The act of two girls pressing their racks together around a single penis and proceeding to rub it up and down with their breasts; works best if the girls are somewhat busty

Denise and Wendy gave me a double titfuck last night!

double tittyfuck double titjob double boobjob double boobfuck double boobiefuck double hooterhump

double titfuck by bustygirl September 4, 2011

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titfuck

Where the male partner places his penis between the female partner's breasts. The male squeezes the breasts together as he thrusts his penis back and forth. This act can be pleasurable for both partners but usually more pleasurable for the male as he sometimes ejaculates over the female often described as a (pearl necklace).

"We had a great time last night! I titfucked her for the first time!"

titfuck by vickie-sixx June 11, 2006

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Surprise Titfuck

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.

Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."

Surprise Titfuck by Willickers July 3, 2010

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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