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titfuckin 

Titfuckin- adjective. It describes a woman with amazing beauty between her waist and her face; otherwise, ordinary everywhere else.
For example:

Damn, I was trying that online dating and I found me this girl...ugly face, no job, stole my rent money, but she was sure titfuckin' in those baby GAP t-shirts!

Steve: How'd she get that job at Hooters?
John: She's titfuckin man, she's titfuckin!
titfuckin by GIJOGO September 30, 2013
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titfuck blowjob 

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004

titfuck till cum 

When girl's knockers arouse you so much that you burst between them instead of her natural socket
*after undressing*
-how do you like them?

-Ooh fuck. These are awesome. I want to titfuck till cum
titfuck till cum by re jw July 4, 2022
Act of sex where the male places his penis in between the two breasts of his partner, and well, you know the rest.
Jenny's titties were so big I couldn't wait to titfuck her.
titfuck by Jimbo Shckamoni November 9, 2002

double titfuck 

The act of two girls pressing their racks together around a single penis and proceeding to rub it up and down with their breasts; works best if the girls are somewhat busty
Denise and Wendy gave me a double titfuck last night!

double tittyfuck double titjob double boobjob double boobfuck double boobiefuck double hooterhump
double titfuck by bustygirl September 4, 2011
Where the male partner places his penis between the female partner's breasts. The male squeezes the breasts together as he thrusts his penis back and forth. This act can be pleasurable for both partners but usually more pleasurable for the male as he sometimes ejaculates over the female often described as a (pearl necklace).
"We had a great time last night! I titfucked her for the first time!"
titfuck by vickie-sixx June 11, 2006

Surprise Titfuck 

1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.
Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."
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