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titjacked
Have you see Abdullah today? Shit no, haven’t you heard? He was titjacked by that bitch Cindy. She took him for all his smack with one flash of her bangers.
titjacked by skinnyblack June 20, 2009
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titfucked • titfucker • titfuck • Timefucked • Titbucker • Teafucked • timfuckery • titbucket • titfaced • titfuckassboner
titsuckers
Q: So do you have any titsuckers?
A: Yes, a daughter.
As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".
A: Yes, a daughter.
As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".
titsuckers by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009
titfuck blowjob
A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
titfuck blowjob by AJAW July 14, 2004
titfuck till cum
titfuck till cum by re jw July 4, 2022
titfuck
Act of sex where the male places his penis in between the two breasts of his partner, and well, you know the rest.
titfuck by Jimbo Shckamoni November 9, 2002
double titfuck
The act of two girls pressing their racks together around a single penis and proceeding to rub it up and down with their breasts; works best if the girls are somewhat busty
Denise and Wendy gave me a double titfuck last night!
double tittyfuck double titjob double boobjob double boobfuck double boobiefuck double hooterhump
double tittyfuck double titjob double boobjob double boobfuck double boobiefuck double hooterhump
double titfuck by bustygirl September 4, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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