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A baby cactus that tastes good, it is succulent and better than your mother’s asshole.
Person 1: Hey I’m gonna have tictus
Person 2: Whats tictus
Person 1: Kill yourself hoe ass bitch
tictus by DontDropDatDurDurDur February 4, 2019
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Remastered for the Boys, but

A VERY succulent baby cactus.

It tastes very very good, definitely better than yo girl’s ass.
Guy 1: Ayo man I think you need some tictus.

Guy 2: Oh fuck yea, tictus is the shit. Who doesn’t know about it?

Guy 3: What’s Tictus?

*Guy 3 proceeds to get brutally murdered.*
tictus by DontDropDatDurDurDur October 24, 2020
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Titus Hotdog 

The Titus Hotdog is a sexual act where mustard is placed on the feet of the partner, and a footjob is given resembling a hotdog.
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Friend 2: Yeah, I thought he just wanted me to fuck him, but he wanted a Titus Hotdog, so I left.
Friend 1: That’s weird man.
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Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.
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A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.
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Titusville

A city on Florida's Space Coast that was once a booming metropolis, however it was nearly wiped out in the early 90's after the great invasion of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
Guy 1) Dude, you wanna go have some serious fun tonight

Guy 2) Have you forgotten we live in Titusville

Guy 1) Dammit you're right :(

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Titushka 

(Originally in Ukraine) A thug, usually with a martial arts background, paid by the goverment and acting under auspices of police to incite violence, provoke unlawful behaviour amoung peaceful protesters, engage public in scuffles and fights. Normally pretends to be one of the demonstrators, clad in dark sportswear of Adidas or similar brand
During violent police crackdown, titushkas were primarily engaging independent journalists
Titushka by 1sko December 30, 2013
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