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A baby cactus that tastes good, it is succulent and better than your mother’s asshole.
Person 1: Hey I’m gonna have tictus
Person 2: Whats tictus
Person 1: Kill yourself hoe ass bitch
tictus by DontDropDatDurDurDur February 4, 2019
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A person easily ticked-off by others.
The transition between the state of just fine and ticked-off.
Bro, you're making me Tickish!
Tickish by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
Suck It backwards. Many use this term because they dont want to say suck it out loud.
Hey Kevin, anyone tell you today?, Tikcus!
Tikcus by Steve Po May 13, 2008

oil ticks 

The Saudi royal family, and other Saudi aristocrats who, like ticks, drain their country's oil wealth.
"'Our friends the Saudis' are real pieces of work. They denounce domestic terrorism while supporting foreign terrorism through Faustian deal making.

Saudi Arabia could benefit from all of the money that the oil ticks waste spreading their sociopathy."
oil ticks by Garlic M. May 18, 2007
A mispelling or alternate spelling of the Yiddish word tuches meaning buttocks, butt, backside, bottom, posterior, ass, rear-end, booty.
She slipped on the ice and landed on her tuckus.

Mr. Paul E. Tickes

Mr. Paul E. Tickes passed a new law banning plastic straws and a fine of up to $2,000 if it's violated.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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