Tactus

1: A sober fellow who has no luck with women. However on ageing turns out to be more proficient in the carnal arts.

2: A rubbish producer with a lot of time on his hands.

3: A riff master capable of blinding speed.

4: Scat lover.

he likes some weird shit.....he's a right tactus.

by Brown Bobby May 10, 2011

tictus

A baby cactus that tastes good, it is succulent and better than your mother’s asshole.

Person 1: Hey I’m gonna have tictus
Person 2: Whats tictus
Person 1: Kill yourself hoe ass bitch

by DontDropDatDurDurDur February 4, 2019

Tactisexual

'Tac-ti-sexual' Men who dress to appear to be involved with a tactical/operator element of the Armed Forces. The driving factor toward this lifestyle is based on insecurity and a desire to be cool like a real alpha male. These individuals may or may not have any actual military experience. Their outward appearance will be characterized by; but not limited to the following attributes:These men commonly grow beards similar to in form to those commonly seen in any of the SF/Rangers/Seals/Recon/Raiders/JTAC/PJs elements. Can be found arguing about tactics on internet forums after gaining their experiences via youtube tactical channels and call-of-duty. If they have military experience they are likely to have been considered pog pogue's during their time in service. Give bad advice in gun stores, Cabellas, or Bass Pro. Wear a lot of 5.11 gear. Usually wear a camo/subdued hat with an American flag/Elite Special Forces unit they did not service with velcro patch on the front. Often wear flannel shirts, however do not confuse with those that identify as lumbersexual. Likely to be active in prepper communities, airsoft, and milsimgearqueerkhakisexual. Often have the most expensive 'Gucci' gear; yet never spend time training with it. Often found working as contractors, especially DOD contractors. Tactisexuals are supporters of veteran t-shirt companies such as: Grunt style, 9-line, molon labe. Will likely drink BRCC coffee black rifle coffee company.

Why are you such a tactisexual?

That dude's a tactisexual
XYZ, yeah he's a tactisexual.

by SULLY.ERT1&3 June 26, 2019

tactastic

An object that is incredibly tacky, kitch etc but at the same time because it is so tacky that it is cool or funky.

Defined when on a trip to a homeware shop in Essen, some of the stuff was tacky, but we looked at the display with plates and cute little toy tigers and coined the phrase tactastic. The term just fitted the dancing flower she bought me.

Dancing flower, flower fairy lights.

by Shandydann June 18, 2004

tacusa

a taco wrapped with a pupusa.

I was really hungry today so I ordered a tacusa to hold me over.

by goodeatslv June 5, 2011

Tactu

The man ur mum loves but also hates , cus he lately got a burta de bere and he is no more packin

Ur mum “ tactu e prost”
You “ ik”

by teosefata October 3, 2021

tatusexual

n. Someone who partakes in a youthful flirtation with sexual boundaries.

The original tatusexuals were Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova, members of the Russian pop duo t.A.T.u., who were known for their “lesbian image.” The two young girls were famous for exploiting lesbianism as a publicity technique and, in the spirit of experimentation, created great controversy over their sexuality with blatantly (homo)sexual performances.

-Girl #1: “Hey, did you kiss that guy I saw you hanging all over last night?”
-Girl #2: “And then some.”
-Girl #1: “What about that chick you were flirting with?”
-Girl #1: “She and I sucked face.”
-Girl #2: “Girl, youse a straight-up tatusexual!”

by EmmaGoldman April 11, 2009