ticotus 

Tweeter In Chief Of The United States

TICOTUS will the most overrated Presidents to get inaugurated. This is a disaster! Sad!

ticotus by dsazhar January 20, 2017

tictus 

A baby cactus that tastes good, it is succulent and better than your mother’s asshole.

Person 1: Hey I’m gonna have tictus
Person 2: Whats tictus
Person 1: Kill yourself hoe ass bitch

tictus by DontDropDatDurDurDur February 4, 2019

tictus 

Remastered for the Boys, but

A VERY succulent baby cactus.

It tastes very very good, definitely better than yo girl’s ass.

Guy 1: Ayo man I think you need some tictus.

Guy 2: Oh fuck yea, tictus is the shit. Who doesn’t know about it?

Guy 3: What’s Tictus?

*Guy 3 proceeds to get brutally murdered.*

tictus by DontDropDatDurDurDur October 24, 2020