2) The start of the most painful experience any fantasy fangirl could ever go through.
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A book series that will crush you into tiny little pieces and make you scream out your feels.
Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.
Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.