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Used to describe a person who is both thirsty and ratchet.
"Man, she really likes you, but I heard she gets around. I mean she is thirsty, but also ratchet ... quite the conundrum. What are you going to do, George?" asked Mr. Roy

George replied, "Yeah, she's hella thratchet."
thratchet by asdfroyjkl May 19, 2014

throatwhore

One who can stimulate the male genitalia using only their oesophagus.
"I've heard she can take five cocks at once, the filthy little throatwhore."
throatwhore by Skameequa September 13, 2003

throatjack 

the act of repeatedly deep thrusting a hard cock into a warm, wet, welcoming mouth (i.e., a blowjob)
He watched the movie while she throatjacked him until he came.
throatjack by The Big EZ November 18, 2020
The tangled, nasty part of a beard that grows out down the throat. It reminds one of crotch hair that is out-of-control and needs a serious trim. It's a throat-crotch.
Your throtch is looking sick dude. You need to trim that shit!

No way! I love my throtch. It's taken me weeks of not shaving to get it to look like this.
Throtch by HafMpty August 16, 2008

Throatquake 

Throatquake (noun): a sudden and intense vibration or shaking sensation felt in the throat, typically caused by a cough, throat spasm, or other involuntary contraction of the muscles in the throat. Can be a gift.
Alice had a throatquake during her public speaking class and it surprisingly helped to calm her nerves.
Throatquake by jackthejetski March 10, 2023

Throatgoat

The absolute queen at giving dome. Better than any other head you’ve gotten.
That girl Jill...total throatgoat.
Throatgoat by LordToot April 30, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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