Throatch

A throat that can be used as a crotch

What that throatch can do?

by anonymous September 7, 2020

thratchet

Used to describe a person who is both thirsty and ratchet.

"Man, she really likes you, but I heard she gets around. I mean she is thirsty, but also ratchet ... quite the conundrum. What are you going to do, George?" asked Mr. Roy

George replied, "Yeah, she's hella thratchet."

by asdfroyjkl May 19, 2014

throatwhore

One who can stimulate the male genitalia using only their oesophagus.

"I've heard she can take five cocks at once, the filthy little throatwhore."

by Skameequa September 13, 2003

Throtch

The tangled, nasty part of a beard that grows out down the throat. It reminds one of crotch hair that is out-of-control and needs a serious trim. It's a throat-crotch.

Your throtch is looking sick dude. You need to trim that shit!

No way! I love my throtch. It's taken me weeks of not shaving to get it to look like this.

by HafMpty August 16, 2008

Throntch

1. To wreck, to crash, to crush, to demolish, to mess up physically
2. To be wrecked, to be crashed, to be crushed, to be demolished, to be messed up physically.

"I throntched my board"
"That dude's face is totally throntched"

by Christopher Chesshire January 6, 2009

thratchy scroat

sticky hot and chapped nut sack after a long walk or hike

I got a thratchy scroat after the long walk in the desert and had to use powder to sooth it.

by Chuckie Sue October 17, 2008

throatchop

1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"

Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003