throatjack

the act of repeatedly deep thrusting a hard cock into a warm, wet, welcoming mouth (i.e., a blowjob)

He watched the movie while she throatjacked him until he came.

by The Big EZ November 18, 2020

Threadjack

To take over the content of a message thread by changing the subject of discourse to a topic outside the purview of the original subject and/orforum, while maintaining the subject line. A form of amusement for trolls. Threadjacking is distinguished from flaming, as flames are a quasi-personal attack on a poster or on a poster's style of discourse, where threadjacking is deliberatly steering the discussion offtopic.

Arm4war keeps starting threads about how fighting style affects gameplay, but artboy keeps threadjacking his posts with rants about non-real world physics.

by alphageek December 11, 2003

throatfuck

The act of inserting the penis deep enough into the mouth of a man or woman whereby the head of the penis is in the far back of the throat. The muscles of the throat then apply pressure and friction to the head and shaft of the penis and intercourse is had with the mouth.

Tom thrust his cock into Janet's mouth and began to feverishly throatfuck her to a stiffening climax.

by Radar Love November 24, 2007

Throatfuck

Getting something forcefully rammed down your throat.
This includes, but is not limited to penisses, because you can also get throatfucked witha dildo/strapon.

"Matthew lets his GF throatfuck him with a dildo, but i don't think that's gay. Kind of a grey area, really."

by bigsteff October 1, 2018

mongolian throatfuck

in the middle of getting head from your girl, she looks deep into your soul and becomes one with you while your dick is still in her mouth. once you have entered into her trance, she starts Mongolian throat singing in an extremely deep voice. she sucks your dick to the rhythm of her mesmerizing song until you cum in her mouth. at that point, she swallows your cum and releases a long 'ohm,' which then releases you from the deep trance

"hey man I heard that you got Mongolian throatfucked by that Asian looking girl last night"
" yeah dude it was crazy, it was like i was in some kind of trance or something"
fuck sex blowjob cum asian mongolian throat trance

by IndianChief69 October 28, 2015

Threadjacks

Third person singular of threadjack

No one threadjacks our forum on the possibilities of inter-galactic peace through (extremely impressive) multi-part harmony singing!

by lcdn July 13, 2006

threadjacker

A person who intentionally changes the topic in an email or bulletin board thread.

"Jeff was trying to tell everyone about his new computer, but Mike turned it the thread into a conversation about operating systems. Jeff got threadjacked bad; Mike is a serial threadjacker."

by Caroline Sanford December 10, 2007