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throatjack 

the act of repeatedly deep thrusting a hard cock into a warm, wet, welcoming mouth (i.e., a blowjob)
He watched the movie while she throatjacked him until he came.
throatjack by The Big EZ November 18, 2020
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Threadjack 

To take over the content of a message thread by changing the subject of discourse to a topic outside the purview of the original subject and/orforum, while maintaining the subject line. A form of amusement for trolls. Threadjacking is distinguished from flaming, as flames are a quasi-personal attack on a poster or on a poster's style of discourse, where threadjacking is deliberatly steering the discussion offtopic.
Arm4war keeps starting threads about how fighting style affects gameplay, but artboy keeps threadjacking his posts with rants about non-real world physics.
Threadjack by alphageek December 11, 2003

throatfuck 

The act of inserting the penis deep enough into the mouth of a man or woman whereby the head of the penis is in the far back of the throat. The muscles of the throat then apply pressure and friction to the head and shaft of the penis and intercourse is had with the mouth.
Tom thrust his cock into Janet's mouth and began to feverishly throatfuck her to a stiffening climax.
throatfuck by Radar Love November 24, 2007

Throatfuck 

Getting something forcefully rammed down your throat.
This includes, but is not limited to penisses, because you can also get throatfucked witha dildo/strapon.
"Matthew lets his GF throatfuck him with a dildo, but i don't think that's gay. Kind of a grey area, really."
Throatfuck by bigsteff October 1, 2018

mongolian throatfuck 

in the middle of getting head from your girl, she looks deep into your soul and becomes one with you while your dick is still in her mouth. once you have entered into her trance, she starts Mongolian throat singing in an extremely deep voice. she sucks your dick to the rhythm of her mesmerizing song until you cum in her mouth. at that point, she swallows your cum and releases a long 'ohm,' which then releases you from the deep trance
"hey man I heard that you got Mongolian throatfucked by that Asian looking girl last night"
" yeah dude it was crazy, it was like i was in some kind of trance or something"
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Threadjacks 

No one threadjacks our forum on the possibilities of inter-galactic peace through (extremely impressive) multi-part harmony singing!
Threadjacks by lcdn July 13, 2006

threadjacker 

A person who intentionally changes the topic in an email or bulletin board thread.
"Jeff was trying to tell everyone about his new computer, but Mike turned it the thread into a conversation about operating systems. Jeff got threadjacked bad; Mike is a serial threadjacker."
threadjacker by Caroline Sanford December 10, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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