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throatchop 

1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"
Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."
throatchop by Hog1 October 24, 2003
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throatwhore

One who can stimulate the male genitalia using only their oesophagus.
"I've heard she can take five cocks at once, the filthy little throatwhore."
throatwhore by Skameequa September 13, 2003

Throat Chop 

Verb. Performed by a person when approached at a bar by a complete minger, to display immediate disapproval and rejection.

Similar action to that made by a movie director to cut filming: While shaking the head, running their hand across their throat with a disgruntled look on their face.
Holy shit man! Did you just see Dalton give that ranga the throat chop? He is one ruthless mofo!
Throat Chop by rangerdiko July 14, 2009

Throat chop Thursday 

Something that annoying white girls try to change Throat Punch Thursday to
No it's throat chop Thursday , NOT
Throat chop Thursday by Menareright November 30, 2017

throat chop 

The act of choping someone in the throat karate style to injure or kill them.

e.g. Commonly done on throat chop Thursdays at chelsea high school.

e.g watch out for Al Stewart he might throat chop you.
"oh man its Thursday i hope a dont get throat chopped."
throat chop by ZC March 19, 2004

throathole 

the act of consuming an abundance of alcohol ; sliding liquor down your tonsil cavity; lubricating your neck orifice with booze; filling the mouth chute with libations
"Just picked up a handle of Captain, come over and throathole with me"
throathole by athlte124 December 27, 2014

throatcha 

Verb: A BlowJob.
Noun: A dick sucking bitch.
Adjective: Burnt out from sucking dick.
Verb: Sally just gave me throatcha.
Noun: Jane is a straight up throatcha.
Adjective: Heather is all throatched out.
throatcha by Space G O D July 24, 2017