The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this
time the unwashed
one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to
London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,
000,000.