thorgaard 

A scandinavian expression for a person whom suffers from chronic explosive diarrhoea.

1) Oh, have you noticed that Torben always is on the toilet? Yeah, but that's because he got thorgaard.

2) The person bought a lot of adult diapers because it it got thorgaard

3) My stomach hurts so badly, i doesn't hope i got thorgaard

thorgaard by Maria_K January 26, 2009

thongatard 

a leotard with a thong rear, usually consisting of bright neon colours and worn over a unitard or leggings.

"are you ready to go to the gym?"
"hold, on I have to adjust my thongatard"

thongatard by thongatardchicks December 28, 2007