Someone who is medium height, tan, nice and a great guy. He can always be relied on and will never let you down. He is also extremely funny. He is known for starting many jokes and has many inside jokes. He is sometimes associated with a bear or a dog.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.