briggsy

To telephone a farmer and terrify the poor fellow with a fruity drag-queen rant.

Farmer Keith: "Ooh I tell you, Clive, I daren't answer the bloody phone any more in case its someone wanting to Briggsy me."

briggsy by Gruzzo July 11, 2006

briggsy

A scruffy chav who has several ASBOs (Anti-Social Behaviour Orders) to his name yet still ponces about the place pretending to be an artist.

"Look at that mincing twat with the paintbrushes up his arse. Bet he's a right Briggsy"

briggsy by Tresspass July 14, 2006

briggsy

word known around in states such new york, new jersey, and very little in Pennsylvania. means to be full of lots of stories, some being real but the majority fake. word also found in the dictionary next to bull shitter and liar and if you don't believe it then go look for yourself.

briggsy jinxed the axeman leaving philly by buying his hat

briggsy by roger March 2, 2005

Briggsy Back Chat 

Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.

Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns

Briggsy Back Chat by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

Briggsy Mcflurry 

A twisted Briggsy fetish. A concoction of one man's cream and another man's chocolate pieces and then put in the fridge overnight for next day consumption.

Anyone for a Briggsy Mcflurry?

Briggsy Mcflurry by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

Briggsy the undead 

A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.

Fewer homeless people about these days.

Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.

Briggsy the undead by Turd Man August 2, 2009