thisnt 

this and isnt together

Guy 1:Thisnt(Thisn't) helping at all your talking about something else
Guy 2:i got bored of telling you how to do something so im talking about something else

thisnt by everest8428 October 7, 2014

thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire

Those boys were thistle-ing me

thistle-ing me by Julesheart September 2, 2022

Thistill 

Some really thirsty hoe

Dude, I pulled myself a Thistill last night, she was so thirsty my banjo snapped

Thistill by MikeofDaddy123456 July 26, 2017

Partick Thistle 

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

Partick Thistle by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

cock thistle 

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

cock thistle by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

Carrot Thistle 

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.

Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."

Carrot Thistle by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010

Thistletwat 

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.

Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.

Thistletwat by MMBeh March 25, 2010