TISNT

That Is Simply Not True

Bush said Saddam Hussein was seeking Uranium from Niger, but TISNT.

by Frosty J Hammer January 20, 2004

tisnt

The small stretch of skin on a males genitalia between the ball sack and the asshole. It isn't (tisnt) part of the sack and it isn't (tisnt) part of the asshole.

My tisnt is itchy.

I have an itchy tisnt.

His head is so far up his boss' ass that he has split his tisnt.

Hey baby, lets try something freaky...lick my tisnt bitch.

by Ben Xx December 28, 2005

‘tistic

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.

Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
‘Tistic moment

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

Tisantaphobia

The fear of tents

Oh no! Joe can't sleep in a tent because he suffers from tisantaphobia

by Jozcoz November 2, 2009

awe-tistic

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.

Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.

by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

rose-tinted

To see the positive, to view the world in an excessively optimistic light, often thinking of it as better than it actually is.

"She wore rose-tinted spectacles"

by emles August 31, 2013

Tispt

The sound you make when you go to sit down but the chair is farther away from your ass than you anticipated, or not even there, so you do a full falling spasm.

Person 1: 'Oh look, a chair.'

*Starts to sit down*

*Person 2 pulls the chair away*

Person 1: 'TISPT.' *falls over*

Person 2: 'Ahahahahaha.'

by Cheesyla October 30, 2011