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Being thirsty and having to pee at the same time
I haven't peed or drank anything in 8 hours, I'm seriously thirspy.
thirspy by broccolidad October 4, 2015
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Cock Thirsty 

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.
Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.
Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006

thirsty nigga 

A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"
-"this guy is always trying to hit on me!"
-"what a thirsty nigga"
thirsty nigga by tookyogirl November 12, 2013

thirsty hoe 

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.
*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."
thirsty hoe by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016

thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.
Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."
thirstyboy by whitegoose May 30, 2014

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

thirsty af 

Realllly thirsty, wanting to have sex
Boy, I am thirsty AF right now!
thirsty af by Deeez nutzzzz March 21, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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