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The Sandman Period

The time period when you wanna fall back asleep right after waking up from a nap.
The key to a quick siesta is conquering the sandman period

Drag Racing The Sandman 

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.
I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!
Drag Racing The Sandman by mrkron January 9, 2012

The Sandman Special 

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.
My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

the sandman waffle 

when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth
man you just got the sandman waffle

Flacco and The Sandman 

The hilarious comedy duo from Australia. The Sandman has neck-length, curly hair, and Flacco is bald, except for the curved hair smeared on his forehead.
<NakedSandman> Did you steal my red suit? Naughty boy!
Flacco and The Sandman by B-Drac August 12, 2003

Kicking the Sandman in his sack 

Staying up realy late doing stuff that keeps you awake.
Visit this site and kick the Sandman in his sack!