2 definitions by mrkron
When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.
I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!
by mrkron January 9, 2012
A causal black out. When you go out drinking and black out, but nothing bad happens. You wake up in your own bed alone, with your wallet and phone and keys. You don't know how you got there, but all is well.
by mrkron April 28, 2019