The Sandman Special

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.

My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

by Nifer722 May 19, 2023